in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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