Don't you send me to vm
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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