I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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