do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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