She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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