do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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