What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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