Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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