Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just gift wrapped bread.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Walk of Shame today included voting.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Randomize
