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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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