Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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