whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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