Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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