Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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