OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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