hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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