I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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