I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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