Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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