she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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