But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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