Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
smell my finger.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
dude. I can hear the air.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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