Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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