You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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