shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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