the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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