Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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