This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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