that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
nutella sex= disaster
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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