Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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