it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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