haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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