We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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