Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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