David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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