so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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