Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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