Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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