But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
North Korea, Best Korea!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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