Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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