A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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