Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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