My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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