So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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