Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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