I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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