Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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