It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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