He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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