I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
organizing the empties. That sober.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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