CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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