a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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